senior texting codes

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 24-Dec-2010 12:06:43

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Post 2 by HotPerro (I live and breathe the board) on Sunday, 26-Dec-2010 20:29:45

Rofl!

Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 03-Jan-2011 22:22:27

omg, this is to funny..

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 15-Jan-2011 20:33:27

lmao; I needed the laugh...so thanks for providing it!!

Post 5 by BryanP22 (Novice theriminist) on Monday, 26-Sep-2011 23:59:47

LOL.

Post 6 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 28-Sep-2011 0:56:02

was waiting on one about bingo haha.

Post 7 by Freedomlocks (Veteran Zoner) on Wednesday, 02-Nov-2011 19:43:37

lmao